The Hero
Max comes from a small town with a dumb name that was possibly destroyed or something. He really wants justice for one reason or another and won’t stop until he gets revenge or gets dead. He’s a pretty noble and hard working soul, but most people just advantage of his naïveté or simply tune him out.
The Princess
No one is quite sure of the domain from which this princess derives her title, but she has a tiara so she must be royalty of something. Princess Sam, as her companions must address her, is beautiful without fault and also very strong. She can do quite a lot of squat-thrusts.
The Warrior
Mr. Chips has spent decades honing his skills in the arts of Kendo and Pawjitsu. Now he wanders the hinterlands seeking wrongs to be righted and unattended trashcans. He is very serious despite his silky pelt.
The Moustache
No one knows this shady loner’s name for sure, but he has been referred to variously as Man Face, The Thumb, Hey Asshole, and The Wooly Bandito. He quite resembles a magpie in that he covets shiny doodahs but is quite unlike a magpie in that he isn’t very graceful and rarely grooms himself.
The Robot
A retro model Turbo-Kill Unit named Kyle. He is quite amiable due slight programming malfunction, but extremely deadly according to the aspects of his manufacture. Kyle sometimes confuses these qualities and has few friends as a result.
The Bubble Thing That Talks
His name is Kim Chee. He has powers.
hahaha this is so great!
ReplyDelete